"Christmas Calories Don’t Count" Funny Retro T-Shirt & Sweatshirt – Holiday Coffee Lovers Apparel
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"Christmas Calories Don’t Count" Funny Retro T-Shirt & Sweatshirt – Holiday Coffee Lovers Apparel

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"Christmas Calories Don’t Count" Funny Retro T-Shirt & Sweatshirt – Holiday Coffee Lovers ApparelDescription: Enjoy the holidays guilt free with our hilarious "Christmas Calories Dont Count" T Shirt and Sweatshirt! Featuring a retro inspired coffee cup design and a fun, cheeky slogan, this apparel is perfect for holiday parties, family gatherings, or simply sipping your favorite seasonal latte. Celebrate the festive season in style and comfort with this playful design! T Shirt Details: Material: 5. 3 oz, 100% cotton (Ash: 99 1 cotton poly; Sport

Description:
Enjoy the holidays guilt-free with our hilarious "Christmas Calories Don’t Count" T-Shirt and Sweatshirt! Featuring a retro-inspired coffee cup design and a fun, cheeky slogan, this apparel is perfect for holiday parties, family gatherings, or simply sipping your favorite seasonal latte. Celebrate the festive season in style and comfort with this playful design!

T-Shirt Details:

  • Material: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton (Ash: 99/1 cotton/poly; Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly; Dark Heather: 50/50 cotton/poly).
  • Comfortable Fit: Heavyweight unisex tee with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for easy wear.
  • Sustainably Made: Crafted with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton.
  • High-Quality Print: DIGISOFT® printing technology ensures vibrant and long-lasting colors.

Sweatshirt Details:

  • Material: 8 oz, 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for extra comfort and durability.
  • Soft Feel: Air jet yarn provides a smooth texture and resists pilling.
  • Enhanced Fit: 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex for added flexibility.
  • Durable Print: DIGISOFT® printing ensures bold, detailed designs.

Care Instructions:

  • T-Shirt: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
  • Sweatshirt: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low for long-lasting comfort.

Size Guide:

T-Shirt Size Chart:

Size Chest Width (in) Length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
XXL 26 32

Sweatshirt Size Chart:

Size Chest Width (in) Length (in)
S 20 26
M 22 27
L 24 28
XL 26 29
XXL 28 30

Why You’ll Love This Design:

This witty design adds a touch of humor to the holiday season. The retro coffee cup and festive font make it perfect for coffee lovers, foodies, and anyone who embraces holiday indulgence!

Perfect Gift for Coffee & Food Lovers:

Searching for a fun and unique Christmas gift? The "Christmas Calories Don’t Count" T-Shirt or Sweatshirt is ideal for friends, family, and coworkers who enjoy a good laugh and festive vibes.

Order Yours Today!

Don’t miss out—add this fun and festive design to your wardrobe or gift list. It’s perfect for spreading holiday cheer and looking great while doing it!

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Pittieluv79
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 3
The rubber middle is not durable, it lasted less than 3 hours.
Color: 1 PC-Beef-Red
I bought this as I have bully/husky puppies (9 months old) and a pitt/doberman (9 years old). They are heavy chewers and destroy everything. I saw a video of this toy. The woman said that her dog chewed on it for a while (about 2 hours or so) she showed the ends visibly chewed, which I expect but it was holding up. The rubber middle seemed to hold up to. I received this yesterday. I had to take it away from them last night as they were chewing the rubber middle off. They had it maybe 3 hours. I didn't give it a lower star score as I will just cut the rubber off and give it back to them. So I was disappointed in the rubber middle not being more durable but the hard plastic it's made from is the strong material they need.
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Yes bone 🍖 is very strong and durable MIA, Rocky and Rambo love them ..
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Lexi
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★★★★★ 4
Smaller than pictured but still a good choice for LG-XL dogs/power chewers!
Color: 3 PC-Beef-Red, Color: 3 PC-Beef-Red
Fantastic that these come in a 3 pack - I wish more chew toys did this! The base for these chew toys is pretty tough! The center & ends are hard enough to withstand both my bully mixes & my Irish wolfhound/Great Dane cross. They’re safe enough for even the largest power chewers! (With Supervision) my American Bully got the rubber spikes chewed off in under 20 minutes which is mildly disappointing but he’s a true powerhouse & master destroyer of all chews so I’m not that bent out of shape about it. I do wish they were as large as they appear in the ad pics but isn’t that the game we all play ordering offline anymore? 🤷🏻‍♀️ • Pro Tip: smear this toy in peanut butter (xylitol free!), wet food mixed into a slurry with water or bone broth + kibble/treats, yogurt, or even pumpkin puree and freeze for a few hours & relax while watching all the organic engagement your dog gets out of this toy!
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Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Great chew toy!!!
Size: 4 Inch (Pack of 2)
My dachshunds love all the bam bones!!!
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Great for frenchies
Size: 4 Inch (Pack of 2)
My pups love these and they look just like the photo when playing lol
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