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Bernie Is My Comrade TowelWith the lovable personality of a drowsy badger and the voice of a bullfrog, Bernie is your comrade in fighting the good fight against oligarchical imperialism, exploitative corporatism, economic logic, electoral probability, male pattern baldness, Clintonian coronation, and whatever other Sisyphean task you can shake your fist at. This shirt includes a pantheon of socialist paladins just to confuse, fascinate, and cause the finger wagging nitpicking
With the lovable personality of a drowsy badger and the voice of a bullfrog, Bernie is your comrade in fighting the good fight against oligarchical imperialism, exploitative corporatism, economic logic, electoral probability, male pattern baldness, Clintonian coronation, and whatever other Sisyphean task you can shake your fist at.This shirt includes a pantheon of socialist paladins just to confuse, fascinate, and cause the finger-wagging nitpicking partisan to hilariously instruct upon the proper definition of socialism while everyone within a five foot radius rolls their eyes in aversion.
Update: Apparently The Bernie Sanders Presidential Campaign wasn't Feeling this Bern, and has furnished us with a rather silly cease and desist. Learn more here.
Stories on the Bernie Shirt fuss in the news: The Daily Beast, Washington Post, Buzzfeed, Reason, American Bar Association Journal
• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
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★★★★★ 5
Perfect
Fit Type: Relaxed,Classic, Color: Overdyed Black, Size: 52W x 34L
Pants fit great!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Great Service
Fit Type: Relaxed,Classic, Color: Antique Indigo, Size: 64W x 30L
The jeans came in when they said they would and fit just like I thought they would.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Item as described (pants)
Fit Type: Relaxed,Classic, Color: Ant.indigo, Size: 48W x 32L
Item as described,packaged well, would recommend and would
purchase again
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Reviewed in the United States on November 27, 2021
★★★★★ 5
Shipped well
Fit Type: Relaxed,Classic, Color: Black, Size: 40W x 38L
As a tall person, things are normally difficult to find. This seller did well on the packaging and shipping, so I wanted to support them in order to still have a vendor that sells my sizes. These jeans in particular did fit me nicely.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 9, 2021
★★★★★ 5
on time and good condition
On time delivery and in good condition. Fit well. Ordered 3 more.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 22, 2020
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