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Description
Brawndo HoodieWelcome to the future. Its orange. Its caffeinated. And its got what plants crave. This Brawndo hoodie is for the Idiocracy diehards. The ones who saw the movie and thought, Thats not a comedy, thats a documentary with electrolytes. If youve ever dropped a Brawndo quote in polite company and gotten blank stares, congratulations. This hoodie is your people signal. Bright, unapologetic gold with the iconic Brawndo mark front and center. Comfortable
Welcome to the future. It’s orange. It’s caffeinated. And it’s got what plants crave.
This Brawndo hoodie is for the Idiocracy diehards. The ones who saw the movie and thought, “That’s not a comedy, that’s a documentary with electrolytes.” If you’ve ever dropped a Brawndo quote in polite company and gotten blank stares, congratulations. This hoodie is your people signal.
Bright, unapologetic gold with the iconic Brawndo mark front and center. Comfortable enough for couch-watching bad decisions. Durable enough for surviving late-stage stupidity. Perfect for reminding everyone that the dumbest ideas often come with the loudest branding.
Wear it ironically. Wear it unironically. Either way, you’re hydrated.
Fit notes
Unisex fit. True to size. Size up if you want maximum future-slacker energy.
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Soft, heavyweight fleece that holds its shape
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50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
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Air-jet spun yarn for a smoother feel and less pilling
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Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
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Classic front pouch pocket
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Ribbed cuffs and waistband that do not sag into sadness
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Built for repeat wear, repeat washes, repeat quotes
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
Shipping Notes
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Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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