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Description
Let's Destroy the World With Social Media Tri-blend T-ShirtThe Lizard People finally perfected the art of control. Forget chemtrails, fluoride, and mind wiping satelliteswhy bother when you can just let people brainwash themselves? Enter: social mediathe most diabolical psyop ever unleashed. At first, it was all cat videos, vacation pics, and that guy from high school hawking protein powder. But then came the algorithmscarefully tuned to extract maximum outrage, ensure nobody ever agrees on anything, and keep
The Lizard People™ finally perfected the art of control. Forget chemtrails, fluoride, and mind-wiping satellites—why bother when you can just let people brainwash themselves? Enter: social media—the most diabolical psyop ever unleashed.
At first, it was all cat videos, vacation pics, and that guy from high school hawking protein powder. But then came the algorithms—carefully tuned to extract maximum outrage, ensure nobody ever agrees on anything, and keep you locked in an endless loop of doomscrolling and digital warfare.
✅ Government surveillance? You opt in.
✅ Mind control? Self-inflicted.
✅ Propaganda? You spread it for free.
Brilliant. Now here we are—bickering in comment sections, canceling our grandmothers, and going to war over which billionaire’s yacht deserves our loyalty. If you ever stop scrolling long enough to notice, don’t worry—the fact-checkers will promptly remind you what to think.
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
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